my grandma gave my dog a haircut
-in the car, holding Mia-
me: o.o why is my hand red… it’s wet red… [am i bleeding?!]… MIA?!
family: whut.
me: is mia bleeding?
-gets home, examines mia’s arm[pit] area-
me: i’ll just tissue her. i think it’s dry.
-moves tissue up a bit-
me: holyseijdkmlf mommyyyyy she’s bleeding so much omgggggg
sis: omg call a vet
-mom bandages her arm-
